Twitter is for Dogs

(Courtesy of Bill Machrone)

I was talking with my dog the other day. He said, "The owner of Rascal, the Jack Russell on the next block has Twitter. Can you help me send him a message?"

I agreed, of course, knowing how his paws were ill-adapted to the keyboard.

"Sure, what do you want to say?"

"Woof woof woof woof
woof woof woof woof
woof woof woof woof
woof woof woof
woof woof woof
woof woof woof woof
woof woof woof woof."

"That's 130 characters. Did you want to add another woof or two?"

He looked at me strangely. "But that wouldn't make any sense."